COSTUME QUOTES

From the Costumer’s Manifesto

"I MAKE CLOTHES FOR IMAGINARY PEOPLE."

"FEARLESS DESIGN-CREW -- WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PINS STUCK TODAY?"

"HOT GLUE IS GOOD FOR YOU; IT WHITENS YOU TEETH, AND IMPROVES YOUR SEX LIFE."

"COSTUMERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!"

"WHO IN THE WORLD DESIGNED THIS SHOW? (OH CRAP! I THINK IT WAS ME!)"

"YOUR BODY IS NOT A PROBLEM; IT IS A BEAUTIFUL CANVAS ON WHICH WE WILL CREATE ART."

"GREETINGS FROM THE PLANET COSTUME! WE COME IN PEACE. -- JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND RELAX WHILE WE TRANSFORM YOU."

"NO BOOBS, NO PROBLEM! (WE CAN JUST MAKE YOU SOME. WHAT SIZE WOULD YOU LIKE, PERKY, MID-SIZED, OR HOOTERS? DO YOU NEED A TUSH WITH THAT?"

"IT'S A DESIGN DECISION. DEAL WITH IT!"

"YES IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK THAT WAY."

"DONE IS GOOD -- DONE IS BEAUTIFUL!"