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COSTUME QUOTES

From the Costumer’s Manifesto


"I MAKE CLOTHES FOR IMAGINARY PEOPLE."


"FEARLESS DESIGN-CREW -- WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PINS STUCK TODAY?"


"HOT GLUE IS GOOD FOR YOU; IT WHITENS YOU TEETH, AND IMPROVES YOUR SEX LIFE."


"COSTUMERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!"


"WHO IN THE WORLD DESIGNED THIS SHOW? (OH CRAP! I THINK IT WAS ME!)"


"YOUR BODY IS NOT A PROBLEM; IT IS A BEAUTIFUL CANVAS ON WHICH WE WILL CREATE ART."


"GREETINGS FROM THE PLANET COSTUME! WE COME IN PEACE. -- JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND RELAX WHILE WE TRANSFORM YOU."


"NO BOOBS, NO PROBLEM! (WE CAN JUST MAKE YOU SOME. WHAT SIZE WOULD YOU LIKE, PERKY, MID-SIZED, OR HOOTERS? DO YOU NEED A TUSH WITH THAT?"


"IT'S A DESIGN DECISION. DEAL WITH IT!"


"YES IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK THAT WAY."


"DONE IS GOOD -- DONE IS BEAUTIFUL!"

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